iamonlyperson:

SHE’S CUTE

unfortunate-waitress:

Thank you! We appreciate people like you so much! And you should never feel guilty about leaving a tip whether by card or cash. It’s true we prefer cash tips over credit card tips, but that’s really only because we can take that cash and use it today, and we do get taxed on what we make on credit cards. Either way it goes, you’re paying us and we love it.

-A

unfortunate-waitress:

When your managers are gossipping about another employee

charmancler:

when my dog barks for no reason

batmanisagatewaydrug:

listen if you think someone is cool and you dig their energy you just have to tell them, because that’s the kind of stuff you remember a thousand times longer than somebody complimenting your hair or whatever. tonight I told a girl from my theory class that I like her analytical approach and she bounced back at me saying she digs my feminine energy and how she gets the vibe that, to my core, I exist to uplift women and I damn near cried. tell people what resonates about them. be real. help each other feel seen.

somewhereinjersey:

raptortooth:

a-yoda-a-day:

imagine being so bad at moderating your own website you decide to just kill half the user base and not fix any of the actual problems

Isn’t this the plot of Infinity War

targent:

targent:

targent:

unrelatableuserboxes:

your bed is probably as happy to see you as you are to see it. ‘here comes the warmth slab’ it thinks

wrong it thinks “god hope this dipshit doesnt spill beans all over me again who tf eats beans in bed”

stop reblogging this new year new me i havent spilled beans in bed ONCE this year

uh oh

ultrafacts:

Source: [x]

Click HERE for more facts!

anomalagous:

and as the world comes to an end
i’ll be there to hold your hand
     ‘cause you’re my king and i’m your lionheart.

celticpyro:

britlysue:

cutsycats:

Lazy cat isn’t much help in a fight

Take that

Nom.

mwagneto:

INTO THE SPIDERVERSE HAS LOTS OF FLASHING LIGHTS WITHOUT ANY WARNING

• The title screen, which is around a minute long, is constantly flashing
• The end scene, which is around 10 minutes, is also filled with flashing, almost without a pause
• There are several instances of flashing during the movie as well, either because of the animation style or because the of the plot (sometimes both)
• But just like in incredibles 2, the plot relies heavily on flashing and there’s a LOT more than in incredibles

PLEASE be careful because there is a LOT of flashing lights in this movie (and no warning)

I encourage everyone to reblog this, even if you’re not sensitive, you never know who you could save by informing them of this